Flower Jokes!

laughing hamsterLife can be stressful. Laughing is a great way to relieve stress and can help maintain a healthy mental well-being. So laugh whenever you can. It’ll make you feel better.

Cheesy jokes always make me laugh. Here are some of the best jokes I’ve found online. Hope they make you smile! If you know of any other flower jokes, share them with us in the Comments.

  • If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
  • What did the bee say to the flower? Hello, honey!
  • Which flower is a troublemaker? A dis-aster!
  • What do you call a cat that likes to dress up in fancy clothes? A dandelion!
  • What do you call a country that drives only pink cars? A pink carnation!
  • If you aren’t friends, you are? Anemones!
  • What did the lawyer say to the judge? Iris my case!
  • What did the old flower say to the younger flower? What’s up, bud?
  • What do you get when you plant kisses? Tulips!
  • Why couldn’t the gardener plant any flowers? He hadn’t botany.

And my personal favourite:

Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local townhall where a flower show was taking place. The thin one leaned over and said, “We never have any fun any more. For $5.00, I’d take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!”

“You’re on!” said the other old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill. The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes. Completely naked, she streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.

Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. The smiling and naked old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd.

“What happened?”asked her waiting friend.

“I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement.”

About Connor Lowry

I love flowers! I enjoy writing about them as well as gardening. Mostly I love finding new and unique flower gardening ideas I encourage you to post regularly on this blog, and send in guest blogs or ideas for new blogs as well. New and exciting blogs are always welcome I intend to post a lot of interesting facts and fun stuff about flowers, as well as info on many varieties of flowers.
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4 Responses to Flower Jokes!

  1. Helen says:

    The experts say orchids are epiphjytes or lithophytes but they are parasites. They suck all the money out of your wallet


  2. PixolationAJ says:

    how many lips has a flower got

    tulips XDD


  3. I lucky to have ran into this blog as I found myself smiling and laughing at the jokes you posted here. This made my day! thanks!
    Ed of ImportFlowersDirect.com


  4. Pingback: photo/s of the day: pink wildflowers « my sweetpainteddreams

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